This blog is dedicated to collecting and archiving the more absurd, nonsensical, and/or offensive genders and sexual orientations created, accepted as legitimate, and used without irony within the SJW community. All genders and orientations are from Mogai Archive unless tagged otherwise.

"Gender and sexuality are not personalities. A personality is not based on the gender or sexuality of a person, but rather the merit of said person."--Anonymous

[Kai, 20, female]

 

jewasaurusrex asked
Thank you for existing.

:3 :3

Anonymous asked
Would it kill you to stop being so awesome? I have homework to do but then my brain chimes in "just one more poem, one more!" *10 pages later* "just one more poem okay?" but really you're great keep up the good work! :)

Aww, thank you!! I’m sorry I haven’t been more active—I’m super-busy trying to find a job :(

Anonymous asked
Where did you go? You disappeared :(

I’m here—I’m just nightmarishly busy trying to find a job.
Xx

eldritchtruscum asked
DID YOU SEE THEY HAVE SPICE PRONOUNS. ORE/OREGANO/OREGANOSELF

I know :( :(

Anonymous asked
You shelled out for a domain name? Nice.

Felt like it :)

cynicalfluffykins:

wtffmlsubmissions:

"Magnesium peed mgself."

This is taking nounself pronouns to a whole new low.

It could be a typo…?

It is. It was just facetious :)

cynicalfluffykins:

wtffmlsubmissions:

"Magnesium peed mgself."

This is taking nounself pronouns to a whole new low.

It could be a typo…?

It is. It was just facetious :)

squidofthestars:

mogai-watch:

t-illia-n:

wtffmlsubmissions:

"Magnesium peed mgself."
This is taking nounself pronouns to a whole new low.

…
sigh
its called a typo

No. REALLY?!<.<

In all likelihood? Yes. It’s an oddly common typo, too. Happens to me all the time.

(I was being sarcastic :P)

squidofthestars:

mogai-watch:

t-illia-n:

wtffmlsubmissions:

"Magnesium peed mgself."

This is taking nounself pronouns to a whole new low.

sigh

its called a typo

No. REALLY?!
<.<

In all likelihood? Yes. It’s an oddly common typo, too. Happens to me all the time.

(I was being sarcastic :P)

My gender’s not for vegans, but don’t say it’s invalid! At a potluck, I’m that schmuck who brings Jellogender salad.

My gender’s not for vegans,
but don’t say it’s invalid!
At a potluck, I’m that schmuck
who brings Jellogender salad.

Ok

Even though I still have the flu, I’m no longer in agony. Time for new poems.

http://www.crowvo.com/post/96327455169/introducing-sillygender-a-gender-filled-with

crowvo:

Introducing: Sillygender

A gender filled with warm, bubbling thoughts, like soft giggles on the breeze. A very light and happy gender.

Did you notice that all of the “new gender” posts are always like this? Some abstract, quirky thing that looks fresh out of deviantart. It takes like three…